Bought Back When He Was Just The Cool Space Guy Magnet Sticker

Before Elon went full Doge, there was sanity. And this bumper magnet.

Show your EV pride (and your sense of humor) with the Anti-Elon Bumper Magnet – the perfect sarcastic accessory for your Tesla, Rivian, or any electric vehicle. This isn’t just another bumper sticker; it’s a statement. A witty, high-quality, and durable declaration of your pre-meme-stock era sensibilities.

Features:

High-quality, weatherproof vinyl: Built to withstand the elements, ensuring your message stays clear and crisp, rain or shine.
Powerful magnetic backing: Securely adheres to any metal surface, no sticky residue left behind. Easy on, easy off.
Funny and relatable design: Captures the collective sigh of relief (and maybe a little regret) from those who bought their EVs before the Twitter takeover.
Multiple design options: Choose from a range of witty designs featuring ironic memes and sarcastic slogans related to the pre-chaos Elon era.
Perfect gift: A hilarious and thoughtful present for fellow EV owners who appreciate dark humor and a good laugh.

Benefits:

Express your personality: Let your car reflect your unique sense of humor and your pre-meme-stock wisdom.
Start conversations: Become the envy of your neighborhood with this eye-catching and conversation-starting accessory.
Durable and long-lasting: Enjoy your magnet for years to come, thanks to its high-quality construction.
Easy to apply and remove: No tools or special skills required.
Show your support (for sanity): Join the community of EV owners who remember a simpler time.

Value: More than just a magnet, this is a piece of automotive history (or at least, recent automotive history). It’s a reminder of a time before the memes, the rockets, and the… well, you know. It’s a badge of honor for those who bought their EVs before the madness. Get yours today and reclaim your sanity, one magnet at a time.